aka a Big Mac taco
Price: $1.49
Location: McDonald's on Clark St., Chicago, IL
The Story: I waited in line at McDonald's on my lunch break from work, unfortunately deciding which one of their shit-inducing products to reluctantly put into my body next. If there's a sick, demented version of serendipity, it happened. There on the menu was a new addition: the Mac Snack Wrap, the result of some awful mating of a Big Mac and a taco. I've never had a snack wrap from McD's and I hadn't, thankfully, had a Big Mac in some time, so naturally I ordered one....or two.
The Verdict: The best way I can describe the Mac Snack Wrap is disgustingly awesome. Not that it's so awesome that it's disgusting but that it actually achieves the feat of being both disgusting and awesome at the same time. I don't know if it was just the laziness of the McDonald's employees that made it but it was kind of lukewarm for starters. Granted, I'm kind of a fan of lukewarm food but when you're trying to eat the innards of a Big Mac stuffed inside a flour tortilla, it makes it kind of rough to get through. Tepid sandwich aside, the Big Mac parts were fine but McDonald's tortillas are really shitty. Alas, I got through it.
Final Word: While the Mac Snack Wrap isn't exactly an abomination of food science that should be shot in the head and put out of its misery, I wouldn't recommend eating these more than, well, once.
I ate the second one.
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